I Wish...

...that the Gators had scored just one more touchdown on Saturday night.

...that candy had no calories.

...that Law and Order: SVU wasn't so addicting.

...that I could get motivated to work on the weekends.

...or that I had a personal assistant.

...that five am didn't come soooo early.

...that sometimes I could just pick up and move to another country. 

...that laundry would fold itself and hang itself up in my closet.

...that I could snap my fingers and go back to my high school body.  Without the work.

Yeah?