Why am I in such a funk about the holidays?
How come I am not as excited about Christmas as I normally am?
How come nap time stops after kindergarten?
Why did I eat eighteen pounds of candy today?
What will my dentist say in a month when I go for a teeth cleaning?
Are Nicole Richie and Joel Madden getting married tomorrow? If so, how come I didn't get invited?
Is the fact that Taylor Swift is dating Jake Gyllenhaal bothering anyone else but me?
Why is Miley Cyrus such an idiot?
Can you tell I read too many celebrity blogs/magazines?
How come I'm so terrible in Centergy class?
How in the world am I going to find an outfit for the dinner party that is at my house next Friday?
Does this question format bother anyone?
Do you think I will get any work done this weekend?
Who will take Urban Meyer's position now that he has decided to stop coaching?
Can you guess what movie I am watching tomorrow with some friends based off of this quote?
No self respectin' Southerner uses instant grits.
Can you believe one of my friends has never seen that movie!?
Will I stop rambling?
Yes.
1 comment:
I can't believe ANYONE hasn't seen My Cousin Vinny ... it's what motivates me during finals, haha
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