Seven Things

I have nothing to write about.  No fun stories from this weekend (thanks to being bedridden from surgery).  No crafty DIY.  No recipe.

So I thought I would share some really useless facts about myself.  Because I'm clearly not sick of talking about myself or anything (see HERE and HERE).

1. I am really, really, really good at spotting fake boobs.  Nine times out of ten, I can tell if you paid for your boobs, even if you're in a sweatshirt.

2. I am also really good at calling pregnancies before they have been announced.  I don't know what it is, but I can usually tell if someone is pregnant before they have told me.  There are at least five people I can think of that I have called being pregnant before they have announced it to everyone.

3. I hate Facebook, but I feel compelled to check it daily.

4. If you were to run into me at some point over the next five weeks, or until this cast comes off, there is a really high probability I have not bathed that day.  Taking a shower is out of the question and bathing is just so hard.

This makes my leg look GIGANTIC.  But my cast is purple.

5. I can drink a beer faster than almost anyone I know, except my brother.  He can chug a beer so fast it is scary.

The master beer chugger.  A title he is so proud of, I'm sure.

6. I am fascinated/appalled by the Mexican drug cartels and gangs.  One of my favorite Gangland episodes was the one on the Zetas.  Scary stuff, y'all.

7. I'm pretty sure I have the best mom ever.  {And dad, too, but my mom has taken care of me the most since surgery.}